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I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of. - Vincent and the Doctor
Now, if you're here, I assume you Might Just like Doctor Who. But how can you incorporate this amazing show into every single aspect of your life like a totally well adjusted person? Boy oh boy, do I have the BEST tips on the internet for you!
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-FASHION-Doctor Who has some iconic fashion choices. Like this:
WOW, alpha centauri is so stylish! What a gender nonconforming icon!
Personally I've dabbled in making Doctor Who Core my style! The entirety of my 5th grade, I wore a Tom Baker Scarf. I never took it off in public. I ran laps in gym class with that thing on. Dedication is important.
By now, I've outgrown the desire to be overheating in a scarf 24/7, so instead I've found other ways to subtlely hint towards my involvement in Doctor Who fandom. I always wear a celery lapel pin at professional events. I always have my Thermodynamic Doctor Who Fan Club of America offical pin attached to my bag. AND I have a Doctor Who Patch on my backpack. AND my wallet is covered in TARDISes. Once, a cashier saw my wallet and led me to the secret life size wooden TARDIS behind the store! AWESOME.
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-LEARN GALLIFREYAN-Ever wanted to have the coolest signature in the room? And the one that takes the longest to write?? Learn how to write your name in Gallifreyan with this simple guide:
This is the most offical and coherent translator out there! By changing your signature on your ID to your gallifreyan name, you can take an extra 20-30 minutes to secretly read the fine print of legal documents while you're sketching out your name and nobody will know how suspicious and thorough you are. Awesomesauce! You can also write out your Evil and Malicious plans in gallifreyan and nobody will even realize its a translatable language- if they do, they'll probably fail to accurately translate it because its so convoluted!
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ARTNerds and Creatives tend to go hand in hand, so I bet quite a few of you are artists! Personally, I recommend FiveWhoFan's ART HAIK video tutorials. They're very informative and entertaining and they can help you Learn Important Life Skills.
You can also support small artists on etsy or at conventions. Most conventions will have an artists alley near their Dalek alley so stop by there to support doctor who artists and get merch to decorate everything with.
If you knit or crochet, there are patterns availible on etsy! BUT if you want to make a tom baker scarf, this is the website for you:
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-SPEECH-Quote Doctor Who any chance you can. Never miss an opputunity to draw attention to the fact that you happen to have a favorite tv show. Feel guilty? "I'm sorry- I'm so so sorry" works great. In a hurry? "Run for your life!" and of course, you can never miss the oppurtunity to show your admiration for Murry Gold's Iconic "du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du" which can make everyday things sound much more cool.
Make sure to let EVERYONE know you're a Doctor Who fan by spotting references in everything. Google maps tells you to Turn Left?? NOO THE TIME BEETLE. Your friend wants fish fingers, the response is, "and custard?" If they stare blankly at you, stare blankly back. It's very important to show that You Mean Business when it comes to Doctor Who.
The Kasterborous constellation is where the Planet Gallifrey, home of the Time Lords, resides.
"...You should've seen it that old planet. The second sun would rise in the South and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, when they caught the light every morning it looked like a forest on fire. When the Autumn came, the breeze would blow through the branches like a song..."
- Doctor Who, 'Gridlock'